White Men Can't Dance

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Why can't most white guys dance? We seem to be good at a lot of other stuff, but we can't bust-a-move on the dance floor. Some people argue that we have no rhythm and that we're too stiff*, but we've got Kevin Federline to disprove that theory. Other Danceologists think it's do to a lack musical background to the honky heritage, but we've got The Monkees and Vanilla Ice to discredit that. Personally, I think it's white people's obsession with milk and country music. The overload of calcium in our pale bodies freezes our hip bones causing a severe decrease in fluid dance movement. Country music on the other hand causes incestuous which leads to nervousness, which leads to poor dancing. Any questions?

*That's what she said.

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