Being a supermodel is pretty easy. All you have to do is be really hot, do some blow with a famous photographer and vomit after you eat. Then you get driven to places where they give you more coke, ask you to take your top off and they take some pictures of you while somebody sprays you with water. Then you get to go to a really cool nightclub where you meet an athlete or rockstar and they ask you to be their girlfriend. After agreeing to be their girlfriend you rip a nasty silent fart because you're so malnourished, but luckily he doesn't smell it. Then you have really boring sex in his hotel room while he tapes it. 4-5 years later you do a B movie topless scene, marry the director and you both live happily ever after. Not bad, eh?
#10 Adriana Lima Lets Her Titty Hang Out - A lack of self-awarness is a key component to any supermodel.
