Super Lame

The 10 Lamest Superheroes Of All Time

In order to be a successful superhero, you need three key ingredients. First off, you need a cool outfit. Appearances are everything in superhero world and if you don't look cool, the villains won't take you seriously. Second, you need a hot chick who is in love with the superhero but can't have him because of his moral responsibilities to save the world. This often leads to questions of homosexuality with male superheroes, but being a hero always comes first while getting poontang is a close second. The third and final ingredient to being a successful superhero is being a hot female superhero with giant breasts and hard nipples. Giant super breasts trump all other cool superhero criteria and automatically make the female superhero with giant super breasts and hard nipples an awesome super-breasted hard nippled superhero.

#10 Hammerman -  The story of MC Hammer and his magical talking shoes? Please Hammer, don't hurt us like that. Hammerman sucks but he does make me hungry for some KFC popcorn chicken for some reason?