There's so many things left that I want to do before I die. I want to win a lightsaber fight with real lightsabers. I also want to tickle Chewbacca until he pees all over his fur. I really want to drink a tall glass of malt liquor with Lando Calrissian. Actually, I really want to give Princess Leia an Alabama Hot Pocket. This is also known as Space Docking in a galaxy far, far away.
#10 Darth Vader Punks - Take about a great fortress to watch porn in. And you know the dark side makes great porn.
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#9 MTV Movie Awards Revenge Of The Sith Spoof - This is the only time in Jimmy Fallon's career that he has ever been funny. And he will never be funny ever again. Are you listening, NBC?
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