It's tough to imagine being a short woman when you're a striking 6'3" caucasian fleshtone masterpiece like I am. Tall girls are fun to look at, but short girls are way better when you get down to it. They're easier to carry around when they're wasted, they take up less room in the bed (trust me, that's huge) and they don't poop as much which can save you tons of money on toilet paper every month. Oh yeah, they're also easier to hold upside down during a standing 69.
#10 Jennifer Love Hewitt (5'2") - Jennifer Love Huge Tits is shorter than Richard Simmons for crying out loud. But their asses look the same.
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#9 Holly Marie Combs (5'2") - The charmed hottie has never seen a parade, but she's a beauty queen. Her Combs sure would look great covered in honey.*
* An extremely observational and funny breakfast cereal joke using the infamous cereal Honey-Combs to refer to Holly's breasts.
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#8 Kristen Bell (5'1") - Veronica Mars may take the short bus to work everyday, but she also fits in all overhead compartments making her the perfect travel companion for any guy.
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#7 Alyssa Milano (5'2") - Whomever was the boss of Alyssa didn't give her enough milk as a child. The good news is that if you ever took her on a date, she'd easily qualify for the "Kids Eat Free" program at Denny's.
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