If it wasn't for social pressure, AIDS, Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Anal Warts, Syphilis, Scabies, Crabs, Pubic Lice, Crabs and Vaginal Crustraceans a lot more of us would probably be prostitutes. It's way more exciting than a stupid desk job, you get to have dirty sex all the time and you actually make money when you're in Vegas. Not to mention the whole pimp factor. The world would be a much safer place if everyone had a pimp. I'd want my pimp to be named Vomitron.
#10 Robot Prostitute Is Sex Machine - The best part is you can pay her with imaginary space bucks.
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#9 Just Another Typical Coke & Hooker Night - Coked up assholes are some of the greatest people you'll ever meet when they're on coke. When they're not, they're surprisingly boring and quiet.
#8 How To Get Rid Of A Dead Hooker - The last person you want walking in the room while your masturbating is Randy Quaid.
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#7 My Daughter Is A Prostitute? - Thank god advertising takes care of addressing most of our socities moral dilemmas.
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