While I am intelligent enough to have never bought anything from a home shopping network, I did buy a Torso Track one night in college at about 2:30 am. I always wanted to have those ripped abs that every other man in America seems to have these days and that Body By Jake guy put so much damn pressure on me that I couldn't say no. I have to admit that it was the best purchase I've ever made, because my abs are out of this world now. I wear nothing but ab-less shirts and people break their hands when they try and sucker-punch me in the stomach. I finally understand what it's like to be Mark Wahlberg and that is a truly a blessing.
#10 QVC Host Goes Head Over Heels For A Product - And to think that he gave up being the leader of a religious cult to host this show.
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#9 Home Shopping Host Loves Little Wieners - Being a man with a 7 3/4 inch wiener, I found this extremely funny. No really, my girlfriend in college measured it. I guess I probably should've had her round it off to eight inches.
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