Did you know there's hot chicks from other places besides America? I guess there are tons of them and they're super hot naked. They're hard to understand when they talk and I guess it's expensive to fly where they were born. Good thing people with cameras who make movies found them and told them to take their clothes off. I don't know why we're using our bombs to fight terrorists. We should use them to make these foreign places give us all their hot chicks.
#10 Keira Knightley - Keira's from that place that has that big clock tower named Ben or some shit. It must be a poor country with not much food because she looks like she doesn't eat much.
#8 Ludivine Sagnier - She's was born where French fries came from. She must've eaten a lot of them cause her boobs look like French fries. Who brought the ketchup!
#7 Asia Argento - I think she was born in that place where the Olive Garden came from. I'll take her bottomless breadsticks and toss her salad. Booya, give me another beer!
