Farting on someone's face can mean a lot of things. Sometimes it's an act of love. Proof that you and that person are really, really comfortable with each another. Other times, revenge is the motive. They ate your last slice of pizza or had sex with your last two girlfriends. After extensive research, I've found that the person who gets farted on is usually just a huge loser and you know they won't do anything about it. So the lesson here is don't be a huge loser.
#10 The Old Passed Out Fart Facial - Sometimes it's a senseless crime. Some might even call it a crime of passion.
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#9 Rampage Jackson Farts On A Girls Head - Perhaps the UFC should be the Ultimate Farting Championships? I know I'd pay fifty dollars to watch it.
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#8 The Sleeping Beauty Facial - Looks like the brown slipper fits him perfectly.
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#7 The Fart Facial Puking Party Game - Twice as fun as Pictionary and you only need to use half as much brain power. That's called a win-win situation.
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#6 Girl Pays Dudes To Fart In Their Faces - A hot girl can pretty much make a guy do anything she wants...except vote for them for president.
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#5 The Sleeping Bag Facial Fart - A fart lullaby and a warm glass of milk will put anyone to sleep.
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#4 Catfight Turns Into Catty Fart Facial - There's an outside possibility it was a queef. Did anyone else think it was called a "queeb" when you were a kid?
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