Top 10 Celebrities Who Probably Have Really Bad Gas
If you sit in a room with ten people, it's usually pretty easy to pick out who probably has the worst gas. You can usually tell by their weight (too fat or too thin), the constant uncomfortable expression on their face or the stain that runs all the way down their leg on the back of their jeans. If everybody farts that means that celebrities must fart too, right? Once thing's for sure, you can smell the following ten celebrities coming from a mile away.
#10 Meatloaf - Come one, Meatloaf is just another expression for poop and we all know what comes before poop. That's right boys and girls ... lots of farts. I'd venture to say that Meatloaf's farts smell like a cross between limburger cheese and a rotting deer carcus.
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#9 Kate Moss - Anorexia and a serious cocaine problem can create some mega methane. Her farts probably smell like wet dog hair and dick cheese.
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#8 Carrot Top - He's got protein shake farts written all over him. If you've ever hung around a body builder, they smell like a cross between rotten eggs and sweaty vagina.
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#7 Grimace - How do you think he got that name to begin with? He may look happy all the time, but that's he's constantly ripping triple cheeseburger farts that could kill a small village. Grimace's fart smell like a formaldehyde and cat poop stew.
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