We want our celebrities to suffer. It's the American way. We build them up and then wait for them to fall so we can laugh at them. No one is allowed to be rich and famous in this country and get away with it without suffering to their last breath. Is it wrong to think like this? Aren't we better people than this? Nah. They started it.
#10 Hilldog Cries For You Vote - Smart move for her campaign? Nope. Brilliant move for her next book in the Oprah Book Club. Yup.
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#9 Jessica Simpson Goes Emo - Finally discovering that 2+2 = 4 can bring anyone to tears.
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#8 Rosie O'Donnell Cries On Bill O'Reilly - I don't know why, but something tells me they had sex before the interview and Rosie is due to give birth to a fat devil baby any day now.
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#7 Bill Clinton Gets Caught Fake Crying - When you're the smartest pimp that has ever lived, you can get away with anything you want.
