It's not under their control. They're cartoon characters. They're told how to dress, how to act and who they'd probably like to have sex with if it weren't for the FCC and that fact that cartoon porn is just plain creepy (regular human porn is awesome though). The following ten cartoon characters were probably forced to be gay by their masters and don't think we haven't been aware of it for quite some time. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
#10 Woody Woodpecker - For Christ's sake it says cock three times in his name alone. Not to mention his extremely fast head-bobbing skills. Not to mention his buddy Chilly Willy whose willy probably wasn't too chilly that often thanks to Woody. Woody Woodpecker? More like Woody Chickenhead.
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#9 Optimus Prime - At first glance Prime couldn't possibly be gay, right. Think about it though. He was always the most sensitive of all the Transformers and he's a semi-truck ... and we all know what goes on at truck stops.
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#8 Linus - Peppermint Patty and Marcie are obvious lesbians, but Linus was the closet homosexual of the Peanuts gang. He was obsessed with Charlie and never stopped sucking on his thumb. Too much thumb sucking eventually leads to pole smoking.
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#7 Bugs Bunny - The first thing you notice is that Bugs almost always stands with a hand on his hip. He plays a hairdresser in one episode, often dresses in drag and sings show-tunes with his buddy Daffy ... who has a lisp.
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