TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG RETURNS TO THE BELMONT STAKES
We haven't seen him since his Gaydar 4000 exploded at the Tony's, but Triumph The Insult Comic Dog has valiantly returned to the Belmont Stakes to poop on horse racing. I'm still eagerly anticipating the Triumph sex tape scandal. I'm guessing it will inlclude either Liza Minelli or Heidi Montag and Triumph will perform the famed Boston Pancake during the course of an epic 3-hour sex tape marathon.
