Being a celebrity and being a cheerleader are pretty much the same thing. Both jobs entail lots yelling and screaming to get people to pay attention to them all the time. Being a celebrity or a cheerleader also both involve wearing really sexy outfits that make everyone want to do bad naked stuff with you. The final glaring similarity between celebrities and cheerleaders is the showering responsibilities. Both are required to be filmed while showering as often as possible. Lather, rinse, repeat! Do it again
