There was a time when men were capable of masturbating to Playboy, but that time appears to have past. In this day and age of porn, looking at a Playboy centerfold is almost like reading the morning paper. Playmates are still some of the hottest girls on the planet, but we need to watch their hot body parts move around and get squeezed to be truly stimulated. Fortunately for all of us, our favorite playmates all managed to eventually get topless in at least on movie. I'm still trying to figure out how most of these girls end up dating dorks like Pauly Shore and David Spade. Oh right, they're rich. I almost forgot.
