Our country has had an overall attitude decline since spanking became taboo and unfashionable. You mouthed off to your elders, your ass got spanked. You felt up you sisters best friend while she was sleeping, you got spanked. You're doing your girlfriend doggy style and your eight year-old neighbor and his friend are watching you from your window, she gets spanked. Spanking maintains the proper order of the world and we all owe a lot to the inventor of spanking ... none other then the infamous Greek god Spankamous.
