For all of you non-Fartologists who are not in the know, there is a product out there known as "F.A.R.T" (flatulent assisted rectal tubing). It helps you achieve some of the greatest farts the world has ever smelt or dealt. Basically it's kind of like a home colonic without the poop draining out of your anus factor. I just but one on Ebay. Consider my weekend filled.
