We all knew the Muppets were drug addicts, but did you know they were sex machines too? According to this video, every single one of them can go "all through the night" and they're not shy about admitting it. If I had to choose a Muppet to have sex with, I'd have to go with Beaker cause he'd clearly do whatever I want. He also has a really deep throat. Wait, did I just write that out loud?
