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July 25, 2008 2:37 AM  (go back to main view)
THE MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL IS UGLY RAP
After watching the awesomeness that was The Dark Knight, I walked out of the theater with only one complaint ... Maggie Gyllenhaal was not even close to hot enough. Having seen her completely naked in several movies I sat there and thought, there's no way Batman would settle for that awkward body and saggy boobs. And the fact that she kind of looks like a skinny version of Natalie from The Facts Of Life.
Blog Comments (26):
Posted by a-lex on
SHE IS AN UGLY BITCH
Posted by bbb on
sad
Posted by sbear on
She is fugly...each one of her features is ugly. Her eyes, nose, mouth, her body. She is ugly and the only reason some dipshits think she is hot is because the media tells them to. Sheep...easily manipulated. These guys are terrible at rapping, but at least they know what's real.
Posted by bbb on
Virgin.
Posted by ErikThaRed on
I was confilcted watching the Dark Knight, cause she does look like ass, but she can act, so like buddy said above, its better to have someone who can act, then a looker who can't.

But I did laugh when someone in the movie called her beautiful.....lol....she is fugly, even with the hollywood make up and CGI.
Posted by K-Ton on
Everything about this video is garbage.
Posted by Anubis81 on
I find it funny that the people who say she is ugly get less sex than i do.

C'mon people she is hot, I do not see how anyone can call her ugly.
Posted by qwerty on
I didn't know Kid n' Play still rap.
Posted by David Skul... on
Dude... These guys are losers! Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't that ugly! These guys are though! And these guys won't even be Youtube sensations, so there!
Posted by Holmes245 on
Of course, the irony in all of this is that these two guys singing aren't any better. I don't get that about people who bag on other people for not looking the way they think others need to look. Take a look in the mirror guys. You're not exactly the description of hotness to most of the ladies out there, I'm sure.
Posted by pennwood on
Whoa ! Way harsh dude. Maggie's a good girl in all ways.
Posted by anthony on
it's really good that yr all coming to maggie's defense. she's totally going to look at these comments and want to hang out with each and every one of you.
Posted by Conor on
Yeah that was pretty dumb. I was on the fence about her hotness, but I recently saw Secretary, which sealed her as hot in my book.
Posted by Kyle on
I'll admit, I didn't like Maggie in "Dark Knight", but this is just stupid. She is a good actress, and while I wouldn't call her 'hot', I would say she is 'cute'. and if nothing else, you know she is way better looking than any girl who would give the time of day to the no-talent ass clowns who made this pointless video. God willing, they will get cancer, and die a horrible horrible death.
Posted by ben on
i hope rod stewart sues their asses
Posted by NotAmused on
Because the two guys rapping about Maggie Gyllenhaal's looks are, of course, of supermodel-caliber attractiveness themselves. Classy!
Posted by larry on
Maggie Gyllenhal's nastiness in Dark Knight was 100 X more distracting than Katie Holmes bad acting in Batman Begins....
Posted by Howdy Dood... on
Here's the bottom line ... she looks like a female Howdy Doody. End of discussion
Posted by Adam on
In addition, this video and song was garbage. She's a damn fine actress.
Posted by Adam on
You are all ugly bastards.
Posted by RobBroad4t... on
The guy's a Pirates fan, so take his opinion with a grain of salt.
Posted by Shaggy Gyl... on
Looks like someone must've bumped into Maggie Gyllenhaal one night at a bar in Hollywood and said hi to her and she actually said hi back, so now he's in love. She does have a lazy eye and she does look like a borderline dude. I'd write more but then I'd be writing two paragraphs about defending the hotness of Maggie Gyllenhaal and that would make me chump.
Posted by Sammy on
She's beautiful. You're fucking idiots. There's internet proof.
Posted by blarg on
What the fuck is this shit?! She is hot.
Posted by fuckchrisw... on
This is the dumbest, lamest shit I have ever seen. There is no beat, the production value is shit, the rhyming sucks and the lyrics are pointless. Maggie Gyllenhaal (JILL-in-hall, like Jack and Jill you idiots) may not be the hottest chick around, but she has her moments of hotness (The Secretary anyone?). Even I thought they probably could have picked a hotter chick, but considering The Dark Knight kicked so much ass I would have rather had a 7 that could act the part than a 10 that would have ruined the movie. Also, how is Chris Wylde still getting work? This guy was a talentless played out hack when he first came on the scene and someone still thinks he's funny enough to even attempt to make a viral video popular with him?! Spare us all Chris and got work at a Kosco's as a shelve stocker where you belong.
Posted by ChrisWylde... on
And another thing! Just because you can find some shitty photos of Maggie online and loop them into some shitty music video doesn't mean she isn't attractive. I hate to break it to you, but all those chicks you keep in your spank banks probably all look like shit without the 10lbs. of make-up that actresses wear as well.
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