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May 28, 2008 5:17 AM  (go back to main view)
MASTER OF THE INTERNET
I always heard the legends about a man who was "Master of the Internet," but I never believed they were true ... until now. I always imagined he'd be this really cool guy like Ricardo Montalban who had a cobra draped around his neck while virgins constantly licked his legs. Turns out his name is Dale and he's a virgin who probably licks his own legs.
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