It seems that women seem to opening up their farting barrier more and more these days and I couldn't be happier. Imagine a world of farting equality where women feel free to fart just as much as men. They could even start farting at work. I mean, their farts couldn't possibly smell worse than ours, could they? Actually, now that I think about it I've heard that women's gas smells like mustard gas which is why they hold it all the time. Maybe this was a bad idea.