CONAN PRESENTS A CLEANER VERSION OF GRAND THEFT AUTO
Some things are just better when they're dirty. Monkey's wouldn't be any fun if they were clean. Imagine if George Lopez started doing clean comedy. He would lose his comedic super powers instantly. Not to mention Mother Theresa's dirty underwear. You know she never wore a clean pair and if she did, they were men's underwear. Wait a minute, maybe Mother Theresa was a man? And what was the deal with those WOW Doritos chips from a few years back that gave everyone diarrhea? Nothing clean about that.
