Today's Bonertown Hottie of the Day Sofia Vergara is extra awesome because she has giant boobs and her last name almost sounds like vagina. My dream has always been to date a girl named Areola Vaginason, but I'll settle for looking at pictures of Sofia in the meantime. Sofia tells Bonertown she loves doing puppet shows with her boobs and that the proudest moment in life is when she once ate an entire cheeseburger by herself.
