Today's Bonertown Hottie of the Day is none other than Muppet slut Miss Piggy. After a lifetime spent chasing after Kermit's cock, Piggy has decided to test the open market and attempt to have sex with men instead of frogs. Miss Piggy tells Bonertown that she loves having sex in her own shit and that she once gave Beaker a blowjob in the back of a van.
