Today's Bonertown Hottie of the Day is Megan Fox and her "you know you want to have dirty sex with me" face. Megan causes a rare disorder in men known as "insta-boner" which doctor's have no interest in finding a cure for. Megan tells Bonertown that she once ate an entire french fry by herself and that she hopes to one day be the first woman to go into space and not blow up.
