Today's Bonertown Hottie of the Day is the hooterific and ass-tastic Jessica Biel. It has been reported that Jessica was genetically engineered by the infamous "Perfect Face, Tits, Legs and Ass" laboratory in Reno, Nevada and that they consider Jessica their greatest masterpiece yet. Jessica tells Bonertown that she enjoys lifting weights with her boobs and that her farts smell like the perfect blend of roses and bacon.
