Today's Bonertown Hottie of the Day is Elisha Cuthbert. Elisha is that hot blonde chick from 24 with big boobs who recently cut her hair short, but now it's growing back so she looks hot again. She was also in Old School and had that one scene where she totally intentionally made her boobs bounce up and down when she was putting her jeans on. Elisha tells Bonertown that her hobbies include letting guys eat macaroni and cheese off her boobs and pretending to be a unicorn assassin.
