Did you know that masturbation is the easiest way to avoid STD's? It's also the best way to get rid of unsightly boners. This 80's porno PSA will change the way you have sex because it will make you never want to have sex with anybody ever again. Except for my buddy Brian's sister. She always made me tall glasses of chocolate milk topless. It looked cool when she stirred the milk cause it made her boobs move all over the place. Then we watched Fantasia and I would fall asleep on her boobs. You'd like her.
