I've turned down several offers to be a superhero(Dr. Uno Testicle, Captain Cockblock, etc), because it seems like they never get laid. What's the point of having superpowers if you can't have super sex? I mean, they all have to be gay, right? They get all the hot chicks they want and they'd rather fight crime than bang them? That's why they hide behind masks because they're afraid to disclose their true sexual orientation, right!What a brilliant little superhero psychological analyzation I just made and it's so true, right?* Quick, to the Batcave titties screening room!
*Plese note that the text in bold was written by Dane Cook
#10 Debi Mazar (Batman Forever) - I'll always know Debi as the hot cocaine mixer from Goodfellas. I always wondered what her boobs looked like and now I know. Wow, thanks Debi!
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#9 Maggie Gyllenhaal (The Dark Knight) - Maggie has to be considered one of the most "nakedable" stars in Hollywood right now. It's a technical term.
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