I've got a new show idea for MTV. It's called "Drunk People Say Darndest Things." It can be hosted by Keifer Sutherland and Lindsay Lohan with Scott Weilan as the leader of the band. Now before I get MADD all over my ass (which is fine if they're MILF's), I want to give a brief disclaimer to this top ten*.
* Unibrow does not condone drinking and driving in any way shape or form. Unless it's on a go-kart cause that shit is really funny.
#10 The Golf Cart DUI - If only he was Bill Murray he could've gotten away with it.
#9 Guy Gets A DUI For Driving Through A Mall - You know it had to be somebody who worked at The Gap. Those people are borderline Scientologists. Good khaki's though.
